Lengthen ….the…..damn…..pants! You are another victim of fashion. How can you not see what you look like? This whole shrunken look started with Thom Browne and then an infection spread to the fashion “cognoscenti” you are ruining those shoes with your sweaty feet and you are signaling your predilections which shall not be named. No man would do such a thing.
Enio , you can find them at the Ringling Brothers and Barnum Bailey dressingy room or from the prop department atWarner Brothers and ask for a pair the munchkins wore in the Wizard of Oz. Or as ask Angus of Ac/DC to lend you a pair. While you grow a pair.