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March 31, 2010 at 5:42 pm
That is a great idea… learn what's good from an early age!
March 31, 2010 at 5:48 pm
You realize Diana made that up, right?
I mean, how silly is this idea? What Frenchwoman would let her champagne go dead in the first place–let alone waste it on her child's hair?
March 31, 2010 at 5:51 pm
I am a French mother of 2, my kids were blond when they were younger, but, no, I never ever heard of rinsing in dead champagne… How expensive can this be?!
March 31, 2010 at 5:52 pm
I love DV's old "Why Don't You?"s! Please keep them alive!
March 31, 2010 at 5:54 pm
Wow, never heard this before.
i think somebody hacked this blog because i cannot imagine you seriously wrote this… i hear french people don't take showers too. and i hear americans, they all wear cowboys hats. seriously… no hate, just surprised you go that path… it's not even funny. and am french living in NY, i.e. sarcastic and quite open to a good joke on my peers…
March 31, 2010 at 5:59 pm
I am Australian. I rinse my hair with beer.
March 31, 2010 at 6:00 pm
so you can show how wealthy you are, hahahathat idea is silly indead, but cute anyway.
March 31, 2010 at 6:01 pm
Such a shame my parents did not think of doing that when I was little! What's the use of being French if I don't get the good 'traditions'? haha
March 31, 2010 at 6:03 pm
These are fabulous! I wonder what would happen if you did that with brown hair? Would it lighten it?
March 31, 2010 at 6:06 pm
Oh my Lord, I could have sworn that said: 'Why not wash your dead child's hair in champagne.' How alarming.
March 31, 2010 at 6:07 pm
LOL! This is funny! x
March 31, 2010 at 6:10 pm
What is dead Champagne? The day-old Bollinger that originated Bucks Fizz? Or the origin of bottle blond LOL!
March 31, 2010 at 6:12 pm
Again…..this is simply part of the granduer that is Diana Vreeland!
Although I cannot speak to the validity of this statement, or the seriousness in which she spoke it, for some reason I just don't think that Ms. Vreeland really meant this! She was a humorous person, and it could have been a very tongue-in-cheek statement. To what it referred, I know not, but I think she was joking!
Further, part of maintaining an air of aloofness and grandeur is calculation. I think that Diana knew this and used it to "add fuel to the fire", so to speak. Karl Lagerfeld does the same thing!
Yes, eccentric though he may be (well, according to some – I don't think so. I love it!), I doubt that the man is as wild and far-fetched as he would have people believe. It's part of the mystique that goes along with such fabled people. I'm sure Diana knew this, as well.
March 31, 2010 at 6:13 pm
~ ~ wiggley eyebrows
What do I do with these lemons?
March 31, 2010 at 6:18 pm
Great idea! :Dhttp://wheresthegoodgonegirl.blogspot.com/
March 31, 2010 at 6:23 pm
I'd rather drink it to be honest…
tweet tweet tweet
March 31, 2010 at 6:27 pm
This is whimsical, beautiful for a short story. I have heard about beer and chamomile tea, but champagne! Ooh la lá!
March 31, 2010 at 6:31 pm
Where are these postings and/or quotations coming from Diana Vreeland? Yes, she was a legend.
March 31, 2010 at 6:44 pm
I knew vinegar!chamagne? I'll try that too!
March 31, 2010 at 6:46 pm
A run up to an April fools day funny?!! Vreeland style.
March 31, 2010 at 7:07 pm
Why don't you?….
…"Cut up your old ermine wrap into a bathrobe"
What a woman.
March 31, 2010 at 9:34 pm
Sparkling wines are now made in Malibu, California. They have blonds with blond children. I'm sure they recycle and not all the wines make it market. So that'd be a win situation for all.
March 31, 2010 at 10:08 pm
I am puzzled by all these people who find declarations of lavish excess to demonstrate how amazing DV was. Even if they were tongue-in-cheek… I mean, do you really judge a person positively on how far they can take their self-indulgentness? It seems kind of cossetted and boring.
March 31, 2010 at 10:11 pm
I PREFER DRINKING IT!! I´M SURE THAT AFTER A BOTTLE I WILL BE ABLE TO SEE GOLD IN EVERYBODY´S HAIR!!
March 31, 2010 at 10:37 pm
So, for brunette children, we should use dead cabernet sauvignon or Lambrusco?
March 31, 2010 at 11:22 pm
Champagne, dead or alive, would be in my belly. ^___^
March 31, 2010 at 11:55 pm
That's hilarious!Pure gold I love it…
April 1, 2010 at 12:18 am
Lemon juice in the sun is probably more effective.
April 1, 2010 at 2:11 am
I'm amazed at the stunning lack of senses of humor here.
Diana Vreeland used to pen these daffy, off-handed, silly "Why Don't You?"s every month for Vogue when she was editrix.
They weren't meant to be taken seriously and most of them were even more ridiculous than the one Scott posted.
Get a sense of humor AND a sense of history, people.
April 1, 2010 at 3:40 am
We're all concentrating on wether champagne is good or not for our hair (probably yes, if beer and vinegar are), but let's just read this as if it were a lovely piece of "poésie surréaliste"… the concepts of blond child, dead, Champagne and gold in the same sentence do have some visual and emotional strength, non?
And for those who are still wondering about champagne in their hair, I've grown up in France and never heard of it. Just drink it! ;)
April 1, 2010 at 3:50 am
FANTASTIC! but will it have the same effect with cheap champagne? i just can't fathom drowning some kid's hair with a bottle of Krug….
April 1, 2010 at 4:07 am
In Belgium people are even worse :-) We fill the bath tub with wather champagne and a little bit pamplemousse… the first time my Belgian wife did this i was wondering, now we do this all the time, she stays nice gold blonde and i am not getting older anymore…
@angry French New Yorker… You confirm the lack of humor of your species
April 1, 2010 at 4:59 am
We don't do that in France ! ahah but it is quite funny to see what image foreigners can have of us
April 1, 2010 at 5:08 am
This is funny just because it's something someone with a provincial point of view would do.
So, if you want the map on four walls thing to work, maybe you should forget about the dead champagne french thing.
April 1, 2010 at 5:34 am
Why not make sure all your bottles of champagne are finished, and spare your child the reek of stale alcohol on their head?
April 1, 2010 at 5:37 am
Who has leftover champagne??Liliane
April 1, 2010 at 5:41 am
Camomille tea is what this French child ever got. No real French person would let champagne go flat, it's not Coke..
April 1, 2010 at 6:54 am
i love vintage photos
April 1, 2010 at 9:38 am
Brummel said he made the same to shined his shoes.
Many "stupid" people believed him…
Just like today…..
–> Have you noticed the date? April the 1st…
April 1, 2010 at 10:15 am
S. J. Perelman, one of the great old New Yorker humorists, had the pleasure of reading Vreeland's "Why Don't You" pieces when they were brand new. In April, 1938, he was moved to a rebuttal. A couple of choice slices:
"If a perfectly strange lady came up to you on the street and demanded 'Why don't you travel with a little raspberry-colored cashmere blanket to throw over yourself in hotels and trains?' the chances are that you would turn on your heel with dignity and hit her with a bottle. Yet that is exactly what has been happening for the past twenty months in the pages of a little raspberry-colored magazine called Harper's Bazaar …
"The first time I noticed this 'Why Don't You?' department was a year ago last August while hungrily devouring news of the midsummer Paris openings. Without any preamble came the stinging query 'Why don't you rinse your blond child's hair in dead champagne, as they do in France? Or pat her face gently with cream before she goes to bed, as they do in England?' After a quick look into the nursery I decided to let my blond child go to hell her own way, as they do in America …"
Just one more: "'Why don't you try the effect of diamond roses and ribbons flat on your head, as Garbo wears them when she says goodbye to Armand in their country retreat?' asked Miss Sly Boots in a low, thrilling voice." Perelman describes how he took up this suggestion; it ended badly.
The whole thing is available, in these wonderful times, at http://archives.newyorker.com/?i=1994-11-07#folio=246
April 1, 2010 at 10:38 am
Because my lovely golden-haired 6 year old child said EEEWWWW when I suggested it just now?
Between the smell and the stickiness, she may have a point.
April 1, 2010 at 11:10 am
Vreeland was also famous for putting blush in her ears so take it with a bit of salt.
April 1, 2010 at 1:48 pm
Count me in as another who somehow got "rinse your dead child's hair in champagne" – yikes!
April 1, 2010 at 3:27 pm
champagne!? don't you realize we're in a recession? chamomile tea works just as well for the towheaded effect…
April 2, 2010 at 11:47 am
This is a famous question from Vreeland's famous mag feature. Ever the provocateur, Vreeland does not expect the reader to take her supposed suggestions literally; rather,she intends to jolt her readers, to make us laugh, argue, huff or humpph, and otherwise wake up. Yes, this suggestion/question is outrageous–and Vreeland knows it. She's inviting us to, likewise, risk being outrageous–THAT is the real suggestion she offers.
April 2, 2010 at 3:12 pm
Oh I love DV's "Why don't you" series!
Why don't you make resurrecting them a regular part of your lovely blog?
April 2, 2010 at 3:22 pm
Because you should be teaching them that they look perfect the way they are?
April 29, 2010 at 8:48 pm
and am french living in NY, i.e. sarcastic and quite open to a good joke on my peers…
…and apparently not so good with reading comprehension. Otherwise, you would understand that this has nothing to do with badmouthing the French. Au contraire, it's a silly but flattering tale that evokes the mystique that the French have for most Americans; worldly, a bit sensual and decadent, chic.